*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN
I MEANT TO SAY SATAN BUT STAN’S A BITCH TOO
GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared
*dick hard but i gotta stand up*
did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat
I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word
"Hey, get up, we’re heading out."
"Yeah man, just give me exactly one minute."
Who let the dogs out??? Did he get his medal yet???
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
Shit, this can’t hurt.
*finishes jacking* what’s the point of anything anymore
why does this have so many notes
let me just check my regularly updated sexual intercourse journal
almost one time
Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.
freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.