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igavvedit:

Baby Ray: D-D-Da-D-

Mom: Are you trying to say dad?

Baby Ray: D- D- #DanTheMan

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posted 15 minutes ago with 1,835 notes  igavvedit)

dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

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posted 22 minutes ago with 141,949 notes  dirtydisneyconfessions)

kootarhd:

i want to do url inspired graphic so basically reblog this you have an hour

  • has to be following me
  • i will try to do all
  • ends 2 pm est
  • has to have a fandom type url
  • needs at least 20 ish notes

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posted 27 minutes ago with 134 notes  kootarhd)

davidisbeyonce:

You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go

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posted 10 hours ago with 10,464 notes  davidisbeyonce)

2-spook:

Just in case

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posted 10 hours ago with 374,332 notes  jesselaceypanties)

achievementt-teeth:

Well that’s reassuring

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posted 1 day ago with 7,573 notes  achievementt-teeth)

ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

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posted 1 day ago with 166,270 notes  ravioligarchy)

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posted 1 day ago with 253,052 notes  crewnex)

missdiddlez:

doc-emily-grey:

missdiddlez:

idk its like 12 am and mil ( doc-emily-grey ) decided to tag me in this sooooo

apparently you have to take a screenshot of your desktop

dont change anything

dont delete anything

tag 5 more people

slothsally lovlylance27 chillychaos gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavin hellaxray bc why not

i fucking knew it. fucking felix.

why the fuck wouldn’t it be felix

have you seen my icon

have you seen my blog

I have a fucking collage of him on my wall

I made one specifically for my phone background

mil please

the girl has a point. why WOULDN’T it be felix?

posted 1 day ago with 17 notes  missdiddlez)

punkzoo:

I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”

The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.

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posted 1 day ago with 148,907 notes  punkzoo)

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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posted 1 day ago with 108,367 notes  floozys)

baby: d-d-d-d-d-d
dad: are you trying to say daddy?
baby: it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel
posted 1 day ago with 13,511 notes  lynx-you-fucking-nerd)

so funny story my sister moved out of state last year and made a bunch of friends, so when we flew out for christmas and met her friends, one of them turned out to be my tumblr crush and thats how i met my girlfriend of 8 months

posted 1 day ago with 0 notes 

a-blog-named-slickback:

last-of-the-gallifreyans:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH

IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC

anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.

"it’s a thing!" 

yeah that’s not gonna work.

"It sure is a baby alright"

i mean its not like the parents can go very long without knowing the gender. the baby comes out naked???

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posted 1 day ago with 199,966 notes  wsswatson)

ammit420:

"tell us about your tattoos"

"ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die"

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posted 1 day ago with 47,634 notes  ammit420)