this is performance art
is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
it’s a banana?
why do you have a banana in your pocket
I’M TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I STILL LOSE MY SHIT AT THIS EVERY GODDAMN TIME
This episode turns 13 years old this year. That’s horrifying.
this was aired 4 days before 9/11. Illuminati
dick almost as long as fall out boy’s song titles
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
the last one killed me
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN
I MEANT TO SAY SATAN BUT STAN’S A BITCH TOO
GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared
*dick hard but i gotta stand up*
did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat
I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word
"Hey, get up, we’re heading out."
"Yeah man, just give me exactly one minute."