Baby Ray: D-D-Da-D-
Mom: Are you trying to say dad?
Baby Ray: D- D- #DanTheMan
ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
i want to do url inspired graphic so basically reblog this you have an hour
- has to be following me
- i will try to do all
- ends 2 pm est
- has to have a fandom type url
- needs at least 20 ish notes
You want a nose job? Sounds a little kinky but ill give it a go
Just in case
Well that’s reassuring
that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses
idk its like 12 am and mil ( doc-emily-grey ) decided to tag me in this sooooo
apparently you have to take a screenshot of your desktop
dont change anything
dont delete anything
tag 5 more people
i fucking knew it. fucking felix.
why the fuck wouldn’t it be felix
have you seen my icon
have you seen my blog
I have a fucking collage of him on my wall
I made one specifically for my phone background
the girl has a point. why WOULDN’T it be felix?
I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”
The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.
a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success
so funny story my sister moved out of state last year and made a bunch of friends, so when we flew out for christmas and met her friends, one of them turned out to be my tumblr crush and thats how i met my girlfriend of 8 months
OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH
IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC
anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.
"it’s a thing!"
yeah that’s not gonna work.
"It sure is a baby alright"
i mean its not like the parents can go very long without knowing the gender. the baby comes out naked???