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hashtagugly:

text posts on tumblr about things happening in school be like

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posted 3 weeks ago with 313,943 notes  ruinedchildhood)

hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

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posted 3 weeks ago with 32,141 notes  hellabloggin)

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

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posted 3 weeks ago with 266,581 notes  funniestpicturesdaily)

a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

slimmof112:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

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posted 3 weeks ago with 176,835 notes  slimmof112)

oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

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posted 1 month ago with 212,106 notes  oomshi)

pizza:

fishingboatproceeds:

pizza:

did u guys see me at the oscars

You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.

Thanks, John. I love you too.

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posted 1 month ago with 430,526 notes  pizza)

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posted 1 month ago with 135,086 notes  809212)

blueherobh:

pizza:

meryl, brad and i at the oscars 

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posted 1 month ago with 180,130 notes  pizza)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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posted 1 month ago with 193,926 notes  fjdskljgsd-deactivated20140311)

usbdongle:

Direct quote from my boyfriend, turned into a picture.

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posted 1 month ago with 135,533 notes  usbdongle)

meloettas:

couafarel:

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cherrynubs:

meloettas:

meloettas:

look at this Funky little duck

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please look at this duck

fuck the duck

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO

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posted 1 month ago with 160,375 notes  meloettas)

Gavin: "Ryan, you're a little sausage, aren't you?"
Ryan: "What kinda meat are we talking?"
Ray: "Penis's"
Geoff: "Great, now I know Ryan's got a penis."
Jack: "Spoiler."
posted 1 month ago with 1,090 notes  achievement-hunter-thats-why)

drmng:

a couple days ago my brother was driving and he saw a traffic camera flash at him but he was going the speed limit so he drove by it 5 more times thinking it was funny because he was doing nothing wrong and today he got 6 tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt 

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posted 1 month ago with 135,187 notes  msrble)

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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posted 1 month ago with 386,826 notes  swellsea)

thegodofcalamity:

zubzoo:

The evolution of answering “what time is it?”

2003:

"Time to get a watch XD"

2010:

"ADVENTURE TIME!"

2014:

"T̨̹̲̖͚̫̩͈i͍̰̜m̳̩̩̲̼̫̭e̵̲̻̻̼̟̱ ͏͍͉͔̪t̵̝̺o g̢̮̖̦è͈̰͍͈͓̟t̟̮͚̻̤͓̠̀ ̻̼̻c̬͟r̸͙̻̮̩ea̺̲̰̤̬͚͠ͅt̙̹̟ì̟v̳͓͖̺̀ȩ̫̼.̢"

1998-2014

Time to d-d-d-d-d-duel

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posted 1 month ago with 92,528 notes  zubzoo)