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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

freind

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posted 4 days ago with 742,712 notes  egberts)

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

(via beyoncebeytwice)

posted 4 days ago with 222,001 notes  burgrs)

(Source: religiousdad, via beyoncebeytwice)

posted 4 days ago with 121,116 notes  religiousdad)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN

I MEANT TO SAY SATAN BUT STAN’S A BITCH TOO

(Source: meladoodle, via blowoffs)

posted 4 days ago with 290,373 notes  meladoodle)

pajamaben:

GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

(via supermoclel)

posted 4 days ago with 292,579 notes  pajamaben)

afloweroutofstone:

souljaboyemoji:

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ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

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did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

"Hey, get up, we’re heading out."
"Yeah man, just give me exactly one minute."

(via blowoffs)

posted 5 days ago with 60,487 notes  ammit420)

Who let the dogs out??? Did he get his medal yet???

posted 1 week ago with 0 notes 

little-lionman:

injellyfish:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

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magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.

Shit, this can’t hurt. 

(via c--r-y-s-t-a-l)

posted 1 week ago with 673,287 notes  magconbabe-matt)

gookgod:

*finishes jacking* what’s the point of anything anymore

(via fartgallery)

posted 1 week ago with 7,957 notes  gookgod)

fuckyeahroosterteethreactions:

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(Source: gaylumberjack, via mlchaeijones)

posted 1 week ago with 395 notes  fuckyeahroosterteethreactions)

officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

(via anarchymonkeys)

posted 1 week ago with 82,286 notes  officialnoot)

Anonymous: how many times have you had sex lol

foxnewsofficial:

foxnewsofficial:

let me just check my regularly updated sexual intercourse journal

almost one time

posted 1 week ago with 10,029 notes  foxnewsofficial)

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

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(Source: mustardhamsters, via perks-of-being-chinese)

posted 1 week ago with 361,865 notes  mustardhamsters)

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

(via kootarhd)

posted 1 week ago with 114,797 notes  lggyzalea)

5060072089124:

i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url

(via blowoffs)

posted 1 week ago with 114,317 notes  beginnersonlineyogaclass-deacti)