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iwishihadafather:

this is performance art

(via sometimelow)

posted 1 week ago with 46,812 notes  iwishihadafather)

shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

(via shorten)

posted 1 week ago with 150,738 notes  shavingryansprivates-deactivate)

mega-milk-titty-monster:

alleecat2:

Only 10??

fucking casual

(Source: brzywave, via sometimelow)

posted 1 week ago with 29,996 notes  brzywave)

thesassylorax:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’M TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I STILL LOSE MY SHIT AT THIS EVERY GODDAMN TIME

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This episode turns 13 years old this year. That’s horrifying.

this was aired 4 days before 9/11. Illuminati

(via agentrodgers)

posted 1 week ago with 366,133 notes  necromorph-slayinglovemachine)

(Source: universoolelarap, via potatoandotherwise)

posted 1 week ago with 159,487 notes  universoolelarap)

poodlepunk:

dick almost as long as fall out boy’s song titles

posted 3 weeks ago with 239 notes  poodlepunk)

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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(Source: girlfuriend, via maggiethefrog)

posted 3 weeks ago with 279,689 notes  girlfuriend)

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via blowoffs)

posted 3 weeks ago with 396,359 notes  tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: buckybbarness, via shorten)

posted 3 weeks ago with 172,235 notes  buckybbarness)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

freind

(via agentrodgers)

posted 1 month ago with 852,526 notes  egberts)

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

(via beyoncebeytwice)

posted 1 month ago with 236,654 notes  burgrs)

(Source: religiousdad, via beyoncebeytwice)

posted 1 month ago with 124,203 notes  religiousdad)

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN

I MEANT TO SAY SATAN BUT STAN’S A BITCH TOO

(Source: meladoodle, via blowoffs)

posted 1 month ago with 291,528 notes  meladoodle)

pajamaben:

GIRLS DONT READ this ones just for the fellas. only guys will get this one. bros you know when youre at the gym workin on your ‘toids to get big for the sports well OKAY I’m sure the ladies have stopped reading by now, so what’s their deal? how do I tell the girls I love them without having to talk? I’m scared

(via supermoclel)

posted 1 month ago with 300,784 notes  pajamaben)

afloweroutofstone:

souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

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did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

"Hey, get up, we’re heading out."
"Yeah man, just give me exactly one minute."

(via blowoffs)

posted 1 month ago with 77,319 notes  ammit420)